/r/funny posted by /u/shotukan

Good news, everybody! The solar eclipse glasses I ordered a month ago finally came!

over 7 years ago

Upvote: 137599 Buy score: 9

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  • "take my money" : 6
  • "i want this" : 2
  • "i'll buy" : 1

/r/funny posted by /u/

GO AROUND

over 4 years ago

Upvote: 137509 Buy score: 526

Top keywords:

  • "i want this" : 511
  • "where can i get this" : 3
  • "can i buy this" : 3

/r/funny posted by /u/-sUBzERoo-

Never give up

about 7 years ago

Upvote: 137163 Buy score: 4

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  • "i want it" : 2
  • "i need it" : 1
  • "i want this" : 1

/r/funny posted by /u/maestertargaryen

This definitely caught me off guard.

almost 7 years ago

Upvote: 136913 Buy score: 9

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  • "i want one" : 3
  • "take my money" : 2
  • "i need it" : 2

/r/funny posted by /u/cold_as_eyes

Post brain surgery rehab. My hand doesn't work so they taped it up so I could...firmly grasp it.

almost 5 years ago

Upvote: 136088 Buy score: 5

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  • "i would buy" : 4
  • "i would pay" : 1
  • "where can i get this" : 0

/r/funny posted by /u/Lewy-G

I was stood taking a photo of my girlfriend in the sea, then realised so was every other Instagra...

over 6 years ago

Upvote: 135435 Buy score: 265

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  • "i want one" : 263
  • "i would buy" : 1
  • "i will buy" : 1

/r/funny posted by /u/JimmyLikesReddit

That’s ok, Friday is fine.

over 6 years ago

Upvote: 135337 Buy score: 21

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  • "i want it" : 15
  • "i'd buy" : 3
  • "price?" : 3

/r/funny posted by /u/X-a-i-x

At least someone is having fun during quarentine

over 4 years ago

Upvote: 134713 Buy score: 5

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  • "i want this" : 3
  • "i would pay" : 2
  • "where can i get this" : 0

/r/funny posted by /u/Ao-Eleni

Told my boyfriend I was getting him a burger for Christmas

over 4 years ago

Upvote: 134627 Buy score: 26

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  • "where can i get" : 24
  • "where can i get this" : 2
  • "where could i get one" : 0

/r/funny posted by /u/RUXHIR_007

I think a kid is stuck inside the body of this 6'11 242lb monster

about 3 years ago

Upvote: 134444 Buy score: 5

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  • "i would buy" : 3
  • "i'll buy" : 2
  • "where can i get this" : 0

/r/funny posted by /u/PrimoThePro

I like to take videos of my wife, and tell her I'm taking pictures.

over 4 years ago

Upvote: 134114 Buy score: 951

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  • "where can i get one" : 474
  • "where can i get" : 474
  • "how much?" : 3

/r/funny posted by /u/BootlegMoon

My cat losing his day job

over 4 years ago

Upvote: 133958 Buy score: 6

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  • "where can i get" : 3
  • "i want one" : 2
  • "where do i get one" : 1

/r/funny posted by /u/sivvyyar

Caught my wife red handed.

over 4 years ago

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  • "i want one" : 8
  • "would definitely buy" : 4
  • "where can i get this" : 0

/r/funny posted by /u/snoogykinz

Since my bathroom door broke I don’t get to poop alone anymore.

about 5 years ago

Upvote: 133564 Buy score: 16

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  • "i'd buy" : 15
  • "on a shirt" : 1
  • "where can i get this" : 0

/r/funny posted by /u/MakarovPsy4

Henry cavill suprises will smith

over 5 years ago

Upvote: 133341 Buy score: 43

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  • "i want it" : 30
  • "i want this" : 12
  • "i would pay" : 1

/r/funny posted by /u/

Today on reddit

about 6 years ago

Upvote: 133247 Buy score: 7

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  • "i want this" : 6
  • "i want it" : 1
  • "where can i get this" : 0

/r/funny posted by /u/From-over-there

I turned 30 today. Party? Anyone?

over 4 years ago

Upvote: 132956 Buy score: 4

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  • "i want this" : 4
  • "where can i get this" : 0
  • "where could i get one" : 0

/r/funny posted by /u/CaptainWisconsin

Well, duh.

about 4 years ago

Upvote: 132866 Buy score: 90

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  • "i want it" : 35
  • "i want this" : 31
  • "take my money" : 10

/r/funny posted by /u/kamel_hump

Sent picture of my kids (left) to the wrong number and their (right) response was....

almost 6 years ago

Upvote: 132295 Buy score: 962

Top keywords:

  • "how much?" : 959
  • "i want one" : 3
  • "where can i get this" : 0

/r/funny posted by /u/B_rodriguezzz

Jamaican Super Lotto winner taking NO CHANCES

about 6 years ago

Upvote: 132148 Buy score: 24

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  • "do you sell" : 12
  • "i would buy" : 9
  • "where can i get" : 3

/r/funny posted by /u/JulianWels

Windows being Windows

almost 8 years ago

Upvote: 132001 Buy score: 25

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  • "i want it" : 25
  • "where can i get this" : 0
  • "where could i get one" : 0

/r/funny posted by /u/_workchronicles

When the boss tells you it's u r g e n t

over 4 years ago

Upvote: 131486 Buy score: 202

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  • "i want this" : 195
  • "i need it" : 7
  • "where can i get this" : 0

/r/funny posted by /u/ttin89

[OC] “sweet glutes bro..”

almost 5 years ago

Upvote: 131478 Buy score: 8

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  • "i can buy it" : 8
  • "where can i get this" : 0
  • "where could i get one" : 0

/r/funny posted by /u/IliterateStenografur

My kid got suspended from school for this today.

about 3 years ago

Upvote: 131458 Buy score: 11

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  • "i'd buy" : 4
  • "i would buy" : 2
  • "on a shirt" : 2

/r/funny posted by /u/vlone17

Thank you Reddit for making my dads day!

almost 8 years ago

Upvote: 131400 Buy score: 7

Top keywords:

  • "i'd buy" : 5
  • "i need it" : 1
  • "on a shirt" : 1

/r/funny posted by /u/Lowghen

I asked for extra spicy Pad Thai today.

over 7 years ago

Upvote: 131056 Buy score: 5305

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  • "i want it" : 5302
  • "where can i get" : 3
  • "where can i get this" : 0

/r/funny posted by /u/iamallanvsteve

That’s one hell of an edit!, lol (source - owlkitty)

about 3 years ago

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  • "i want this" : 1489
  • "i would pay" : 4
  • "i will pay" : 2

/r/funny posted by /u/SrGrafo

I get it now... I think

about 4 years ago

Upvote: 130721 Buy score: 42

Top keywords:

  • "i want it" : 26
  • "i will buy" : 5
  • "price?" : 4

/r/funny posted by /u/nathanwpyle

s i m u l a t i o n

about 6 years ago

Upvote: 130625 Buy score: 42

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  • "would definitely buy" : 41
  • "i would pay" : 1
  • "where can i get this" : 0

/r/funny posted by /u/Aurick

Wear Your Mask: The Urine Test

almost 5 years ago

Upvote: 129859 Buy score: 16

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  • "i want this" : 16
  • "where can i get this" : 0
  • "where could i get one" : 0

/r/funny posted by /u/AmiroZ

I knew that the car we used to draw in kindergarten does exist.

over 7 years ago

Upvote: 128889 Buy score: 168

Top keywords:

  • "i'd buy" : 84
  • "i'd buy this" : 84
  • "where can i get this" : 0

/r/funny posted by /u/JohannReddit

Landlord decided to turn down the heat today in my MN apartment as it reached -40°. But the idiot...

about 6 years ago

Upvote: 128614 Buy score: 1157

Top keywords:

  • "i need it" : 1133
  • "i would buy" : 13
  • "i'd buy" : 9

/r/funny posted by /u/CalbertCorpse

My neighbor “allegedly” refused to pay the guy who cleared his back yard. He’ll be coming home to...

about 3 years ago

Upvote: 128431 Buy score: 101

Top keywords:

  • "i will pay" : 71
  • "i would pay" : 28
  • "i'd buy" : 1

/r/funny posted by /u/crazyg0od33

Cross stitching on a plane...

over 5 years ago

Upvote: 128021 Buy score: 34

Top keywords:

  • "do you sell" : 27
  • "i would pay" : 3
  • "i'd buy" : 1

/r/funny posted by /u/_workchronicles

Back to Office

almost 4 years ago

Upvote: 127391 Buy score: 6

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  • "i'd buy" : 4
  • "i'll buy" : 1
  • "i need it" : 1

/r/funny posted by /u/amdale3

I switched out all my co-worker's cheat sheets while he was out.

about 6 years ago

Upvote: 127288 Buy score: 24

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  • "where can i get" : 12
  • "where can i get this" : 5
  • "i need it" : 4

/r/funny posted by /u/IronicFrenchMustache

How I deal with my problems

over 5 years ago

Upvote: 127112 Buy score: 17

Top keywords:

  • "where can i get" : 15
  • "i need it" : 1
  • "where can i get one" : 1

/r/funny posted by /u/samfi

This pen!

over 4 years ago

Upvote: 126632 Buy score: 36

Top keywords:

  • "where can i get" : 7
  • "can i buy this" : 6
  • "where can i buy this" : 6

/r/funny posted by /u/TooShiftyForYou

Someone called the police on kids sledding down a road so the cops investigated

about 6 years ago

Upvote: 126471 Buy score: 7

Top keywords:

  • "i want this" : 7
  • "where can i get this" : 0
  • "where could i get one" : 0

/r/funny posted by /u/ode26

This is the most perfect photo I took in 7 years as a cat owner

about 4 years ago

Upvote: 126409 Buy score: 6

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  • "i would buy" : 5
  • "i can get one" : 1
  • "where can i get this" : 0

/r/funny posted by /u/sizertl

My lady friend wanted a piggy back picture on the beach and a random biker watching the sunset sa...

over 7 years ago

Upvote: 126048 Buy score: 4

Top keywords:

  • "i want one" : 4
  • "where can i get this" : 0
  • "where could i get one" : 0

/r/funny posted by /u/drumexplorer33

A customer sent Amazon this video of me making a delivery with the Skeleton assist!

over 3 years ago

Upvote: 125925 Buy score: 4831

Top keywords:

  • "i want this" : 4805
  • "i'm going to pay" : 24
  • "i would pay" : 2

/r/funny posted by /u/Jamtonisalon

When Your Girls Insist The Costco Clerk Is Maui from Moana

over 7 years ago

Upvote: 125804 Buy score: 89

Top keywords:

  • "i want it" : 78
  • "price?" : 10
  • "i would pay" : 1

/r/funny posted by /u/nathanwpyle

twice a year : D

about 6 years ago

Upvote: 125583 Buy score: 10

Top keywords:

  • "i would buy" : 6
  • "i'd buy" : 1
  • "i'll buy" : 1

/r/funny posted by /u/schrodert

May have just found next “Yanni or Laurel” soundbite thanks to my daughter’s obsession with Elmo....

over 6 years ago

Upvote: 125289 Buy score: 30

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  • "i want it" : 30
  • "where can i get this" : 0
  • "where could i get one" : 0

/r/funny posted by /u/SlimJones123

Grandpa gets a pair of light up shoes

over 8 years ago

Upvote: 125884 Buy score: 5

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  • "where can i get" : 4
  • "i want this" : 1
  • "where can i get this" : 0

/r/funny posted by /u/orgasmic_protoplasm

Canadians according to a Japanese textbook

about 3 years ago

Upvote: 124960 Buy score: 290

Top keywords:

  • "i need it" : 288
  • "i want this" : 1
  • "i'd definitely buy" : 1

/r/funny posted by /u/rightcoastguy

I prototype unnecessary ideas and today I created the Cold Shower Shield.

over 3 years ago

Upvote: 124768 Buy score: 1163

Top keywords:

  • "i'd buy" : 547
  • "i'd buy this" : 480
  • "i would buy" : 56

/r/funny posted by /u/Lukabob

Trash Panda’s got a trick for the kitties

over 7 years ago

Upvote: 124670 Buy score: 64

Top keywords:

  • "i'd pay for" : 64
  • "where can i get this" : 0
  • "where could i get one" : 0

/r/funny posted by /u/SrGrafo

Tell me your favorite song

about 6 years ago

Upvote: 124402 Buy score: 6

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  • "i want it" : 5
  • "i'd buy" : 1
  • "where can i get this" : 0

/r/funny posted by /u/SerAntwon

I work in a call center. Sometimes I to draw what my particularly rude callers look like; but som...

about 4 years ago

Upvote: 124190 Buy score: 12

Top keywords:

  • "i would buy" : 9
  • "i would pay" : 1
  • "would buy one" : 1

/r/funny posted by /u/Drewlyn

My son turned 1 yesterday. This was the topper to his space themed cake. Left is what we ordered,...

over 3 years ago

Upvote: 123865 Buy score: 7

Top keywords:

  • "i would pay" : 2
  • "i want one" : 2
  • "i will buy" : 1

/r/funny posted by /u/borrow_a_feeling

I'm fat and I'm pregnant and I have no shame.

over 7 years ago

Upvote: 123652 Buy score: 41

Top keywords:

  • "i want this" : 34
  • "i'll buy" : 5
  • "take my money" : 2

/r/funny posted by /u/SrGrafo

At least tell me atta boy

over 3 years ago

Upvote: 123076 Buy score: 18

Top keywords:

  • "i want it" : 17
  • "i can get one" : 1
  • "where can i get this" : 0

/r/funny posted by /u/carlaas

Took this picture of my dog the other day and someone said "Looks like a Vogue cover" and then th...

over 6 years ago

Upvote: 122722 Buy score: 1882

Top keywords:

  • "i'd buy" : 933
  • "i'd buy this" : 933
  • "i would buy" : 5

/r/funny posted by /u/moldibread

This lady is out getting supplies.

about 5 years ago

Upvote: 122549 Buy score: 4

Top keywords:

  • "where do i get one" : 2
  • "i want it" : 1
  • "i want one" : 1

/r/funny posted by /u/cammoses003

This is my last resort

about 7 years ago

Upvote: 122431 Buy score: 1854

Top keywords:

  • "i'll buy" : 1851
  • "i would buy" : 2
  • "on a shirt" : 1

/r/funny posted by /u/rightcoastguy

I design unnecessary product prototypes and today I created the Rage Quit Protector.

almost 4 years ago

Upvote: 122419 Buy score: 9938

Top keywords:

  • "i'll buy" : 9808
  • "i would buy" : 26
  • "i'd buy" : 19

/r/funny posted by /u/thedarkestrai

Bro support his Homies

over 6 years ago

Upvote: 122169 Buy score: 1035

Top keywords:

  • "i would pay" : 1032
  • "i'd buy" : 1
  • "i'd buy this" : 1

/r/funny posted by /u/rodharet

Kazakhstani language is the sound of a diesel engine trying to start up in -40 degrees

about 6 years ago

Upvote: 121352 Buy score: 5

Top keywords:

  • "how much?" : 5
  • "where can i get this" : 0
  • "where could i get one" : 0