/r/funny posted by /u/TitillatingTofu

Celebrating more than just a birthday šŸŽ‰

over 3 years ago

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/r/funny posted by /u/Dickbutt_Horizons

I built a sarcasm converter for my keyboard to make it EaSy To TyPe SaRcAsTiCaLlY

almost 3 years ago

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/r/funny posted by /u/berry2708

Chris Hemsworth being a good host

over 3 years ago

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/r/funny posted by /u/rightcoastguy

I build fake products so I made a way to watch tv on a run

over 3 years ago

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/r/funny posted by /u/FLASHsixx

Merchandising! Merchandising! Merchandising!

over 3 years ago

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/r/funny posted by /u/PolishCow_

Fancy swearing

about 3 years ago

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/r/funny posted by /u/RollerGirlB

2004 magazine predicting what the cast of ā€œFriendsā€ would look like in the future

over 3 years ago

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/r/funny posted by /u/Zehooligan

My wife sat on a towel, I think the towel was mad about it.

almost 3 years ago

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/r/funny posted by /u/MrBozzie

Korean Burger place just come right out and say it.

over 2 years ago

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/r/funny posted by /u/Drewlyn

A few people asked for a picture of my son's birthday cake after seeing its horrifying topper. He...

over 3 years ago

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/r/funny posted by /u/SplungerPlunger

My work had their first in person event and it already makes me miss working from home

about 3 years ago

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/r/funny posted by /u/Freyu

Just informed them there won't be a Second Breakfast... nor an Elevenses.

about 3 years ago

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/r/funny posted by /u/Doctorphotograph

The Mayonster photoshop I made a few days ago ended up on the local Fox station in Houston, TX.

over 3 years ago

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/r/funny posted by /u/ADHDinos_

Self Improvement

almost 3 years ago

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/r/funny posted by /u/1q8b

This prank passes the vibe check

almost 3 years ago

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/r/funny posted by /u/kee-mosabe

Love this time of year!

about 3 years ago

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/r/funny posted by /u/TuxedoFloorca

No bean! My sister pranks our prankster father

over 2 years ago

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/r/funny posted by /u/Styr0foam

Someone stole her fuel door

over 2 years ago

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/r/funny posted by /u/riseturicum

r/antiwork sends new guy for second Fox Interview

almost 3 years ago

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/r/funny posted by /u/Radiant_Mark_5916

You know chicken is dry af if she dipped in the coke.

almost 3 years ago

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/r/funny posted by /u/Lonestar8042

My wife asked if I could do anything about the dandelions in our front yard. meanwhile the neighb...

over 2 years ago

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/r/funny posted by /u/interruptingcow_moo

Just moved in and bought this signā€¦finally feels like home

about 3 years ago

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  • "where can i get one" : 13

/r/funny posted by /u/Warthog4breakfast

Friendly reminder to the person blocking my driveway

almost 3 years ago

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/r/funny posted by /u/Unspecial_operations

Golden retriever: Nope they are not with me. Never met them!

over 3 years ago

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  • "i would pay" : 2
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/r/funny posted by /u/itMEurUSUALguy

This comment section will not be filled with arguments!

about 3 years ago

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/r/funny posted by /u/Eye_Juice

Ghost

about 3 years ago

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/r/funny posted by /u/My-Dog-Kodak

I know Iā€™m not the only one.

over 2 years ago

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/r/funny posted by /u/Lobraumeister

Guarantee you someone's already pitched this [OC]

almost 3 years ago

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  • "i want this" : 3
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/r/funny posted by /u/92hrs

Someone in my building really seems to like Ginger Ale.

over 2 years ago

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/r/funny posted by /u/croolsce

My Cousin Defeated the Turkish Ice Cream Man! šŸ˜‚

about 3 years ago

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/r/funny posted by /u/SrGrafo

The scientific term is "Palm Reading"

over 2 years ago

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/r/funny posted by /u/Armpit_Penguin

Make it into Heaven

over 3 years ago

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  • "where can i get this" : 0
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/r/funny posted by /u/rightcoastguy

I hate when tictacs rattle, so I built this.

about 3 years ago

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  • "how much?" : 1

/r/funny posted by /u/thatredgirl19

my boyfriend asked me to find art to hang above the toilet

over 2 years ago

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/r/funny posted by /u/saltybz

My brother got this pizza in Rome, Italyā€¦

about 3 years ago

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  • "i want it" : 6
  • "i would pay" : 5

/r/funny posted by /u/ballcream9000

Coconut Tree Balloons Put Up by My Daughter's Gymnastics Venue...

almost 3 years ago

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  • "where can i get" : 3
  • "i will buy" : 1
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/r/funny posted by /u/Sirrus_VG

German learns about U.S. Public Drinking Laws

almost 3 years ago

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  • "i want it" : 1
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/r/funny posted by /u/DBMS_LAH

My wife made me a coffee table book for Christmas. All quotes out of context she has been collect...

almost 3 years ago

Upvote: 54762 Buy score: 7

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  • "i would buy" : 4
  • "can i buy this" : 2
  • "i want this" : 1

/r/funny posted by /u/Freak-out-time

Guy never wearing overalls again.

about 3 years ago

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  • "where can i get this" : 0
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/r/funny posted by /u/Diseased-Jackass

My dadā€™s decided to grow tomatoes this year, here is the harvest.

over 3 years ago

Upvote: 54630 Buy score: 14

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/r/funny posted by /u/Howyoudouken

H.Y.C.Y.BH?

over 3 years ago

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  • "i need it" : 2

/r/funny posted by /u/rightcoastguy

I build unnecessary products so I created a coaster with a stopwatch so you know how long it's be...

about 3 years ago

Upvote: 54423 Buy score: 146

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  • "i'd buy this" : 43
  • "i would buy" : 12

/r/funny posted by /u/MrWeiner

Anywhere

over 2 years ago

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/r/funny posted by /u/Shark-Farts

Canā€™t wait for the next time someone lets me merge into traffic

about 3 years ago

Upvote: 54333 Buy score: 16

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  • "i want it" : 3
  • "where can i get this" : 2
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/r/funny posted by /u/Chum_Bucket_Employee

Found at a local brewery! Finally have something to water my plants with.

over 2 years ago

Upvote: 54178 Buy score: 5

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  • "i'd buy" : 2
  • "i would buy" : 1
  • "i want it" : 1

/r/funny posted by /u/

Wavy Head

about 3 years ago

Upvote: 53960 Buy score: 9

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  • "i need it" : 1
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/r/funny posted by /u/serac145

NSFW Staying Safe at the Glory Hole

over 3 years ago

Upvote: 53587 Buy score: 4

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  • "where can i get this" : 0
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/r/funny posted by /u/KILL_VELLA

Guys who came to fix my car are watching a tutorial.... to fix the car

over 2 years ago

Upvote: 53277 Buy score: 6

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  • "i will pay" : 3
  • "i need it" : 2
  • "price?" : 1

/r/funny posted by /u/Wrathful_Man

Some passive aggressive deity slapping these on cars near my house

almost 3 years ago

Upvote: 52469 Buy score: 15

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  • "where can i get" : 12
  • "where can i purchase" : 2
  • "i would buy" : 1

/r/funny posted by /u/curryfriedsquid

[OC] Apple Innovation in a Nutshell

about 3 years ago

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  • "everyone will buy" : 21
  • "i want it" : 3

/r/funny posted by /u/Bakica_original

Went in to a bathroom in airport and was surprised with this. Almost turned towards exit before r...

almost 3 years ago

Upvote: 51539 Buy score: 11

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  • "i want this" : 11
  • "where can i get this" : 0
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/r/funny posted by /u/ThatManIsLying

I love big shrooms, I cannot lie

about 3 years ago

Upvote: 51270 Buy score: 165

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  • "where can i get one" : 82
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/r/funny posted by /u/Ishnuporah

Mr Bean in Cyberpunk 2077

almost 3 years ago

Upvote: 50612 Buy score: 15

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  • "how much?" : 11
  • "i'd buy" : 2
  • "i would buy" : 1

/r/funny posted by /u/jonesz75

The Aquaman sequel looks terrible.

over 3 years ago

Upvote: 50408 Buy score: 9

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  • "where can i get this" : 0
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/r/funny posted by /u/veraxxes

No fucks given at the Home Depot today. šŸ¤£ I'm envious of this man's confidence.

over 3 years ago

Upvote: 50238 Buy score: 4

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  • "i would pay" : 3
  • "i need it" : 1
  • "where can i get this" : 0

/r/funny posted by /u/sweetfishremix

If Jeff Bezos ship launched in Japan

over 3 years ago

Upvote: 50221 Buy score: 29

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  • "i want it" : 29
  • "where can i get this" : 0
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/r/funny posted by /u/zachiscool7

Hey! Save some girls for the rest of us!

about 3 years ago

Upvote: 49750 Buy score: 7

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  • "i want this" : 7
  • "where can i get this" : 0
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/r/funny posted by /u/Polytetrahedron

I found a plus-size mannequin on Facebook Marketplace for $60. It made the best surprise Christma...

about 3 years ago

Upvote: 49372 Buy score: 51

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  • "i would pay" : 49
  • "i need it" : 1
  • "i want one" : 1

/r/funny posted by /u/whatthefuck110

No more headache when try to putting on pants

about 3 years ago

Upvote: 48849 Buy score: 4

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  • "i'll buy" : 1
  • "i want one" : 1
  • "can i buy one of these" : 1

/r/funny posted by /u/delRo618

New Fast & Furious look lit

almost 3 years ago

Upvote: 48284 Buy score: 33

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  • "where can i get this" : 0
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