4 days without a cigarette and a co-worker told me to "come back in a year" before I'm proud abou...

over 7 years ago

Upvote: 118118 Buy score: 1922

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• "i want it" : 3
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My friend’s birthday gift to her husband: a fantastic painting of their Derperman Pinscher

almost 6 years ago

Upvote: 117096 Buy score: 10

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I've waited my entire life to see someone actually try this

over 7 years ago

Upvote: 116979 Buy score: 110

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Imposter Syndrome

about 4 years ago

Upvote: 116504 Buy score: 4

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My girlfriend and I (finally) got a PlayStation 5 so naturally we did a fake maternity and newbor...

about 4 years ago

Upvote: 116467 Buy score: 9

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The trash can.

over 5 years ago

Upvote: 116373 Buy score: 69

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Cows absolutely adore accordion music.

about 7 years ago

Upvote: 116090 Buy score: 15

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• "i'll buy" : 1
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This is why woman live longer than men

over 5 years ago

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Who paid the bill !!??🤔

almost 8 years ago

Upvote: 115535 Buy score: 75

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• "take my money" : 2
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Muscle memory

about 7 years ago

Upvote: 115265 Buy score: 7

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Change My Mind

about 7 years ago

Upvote: 115232 Buy score: 14

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Who will finish first?

about 6 years ago

Upvote: 115217 Buy score: 5

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Today on United Airline

about 8 years ago

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Justin explains the name behind his Nut Butter

over 6 years ago

Upvote: 114554 Buy score: 47

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I build fake product ideas and today I made a cup holder that attaches to your shoes.

over 4 years ago

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• "i'd buy" : 19
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Dedicating a book...

over 6 years ago

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10 years since Bill Gates told me that lunch was a once a day thing.

almost 5 years ago

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• "where can i get this" : 0
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Currently Africa by Toto is winning for our graduation song and someone doesn't approve

almost 7 years ago

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Gotta impress the ladies somehow

almost 4 years ago

Upvote: 114003 Buy score: 7

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These guys know how to have fun.

almost 6 years ago

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• "i want this" : 4
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• "where can i get this" : 0

“"Shirtception" - my favorite gift every year from my brother. We're now at level 7.

over 4 years ago

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Barista asked if she could make me a “surprise coffee, free of charge” and comes back with this

about 3 years ago

Upvote: 113803 Buy score: 102

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My 11 year old has started drawing fat, middle aged Batman at the beach and it's everything you n...

over 7 years ago

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• "on a shirt" : 120
• "i would pay" : 12

Some cop in my hometown winning Halloween.

over 6 years ago

Upvote: 113601 Buy score: 27

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Dammit Luke

over 7 years ago

Upvote: 113297 Buy score: 7

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• "i want it" : 4
• "i need it" : 3
• "where can i get this" : 0

My brother Ben leaves me voicemails about Satan. I made this one into a song called “Armagetten”

about 3 years ago

Upvote: 112566 Buy score: 28

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• "i would buy" : 14
• "i need it" : 5
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The sign at the pizza place I go to

about 5 years ago

Upvote: 112405 Buy score: 5

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• "take my money" : 3
• "i want this" : 1
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My Dad makes my step mom take pictures of him doing weird things when we have record breaking low...

over 7 years ago

Upvote: 112303 Buy score: 33

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• "i'd buy" : 22
• "i would buy" : 7
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New Google Assistant

about 6 years ago

Upvote: 112253 Buy score: 8

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• "where can i get this" : 0

My sister thought my leg could use more holiday spirit

over 4 years ago

Upvote: 112077 Buy score: 2182

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• "where can i get this" : 0
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My wife said when I pass she would go the extra mile to give me the burial I deserve...

over 7 years ago

Upvote: 111973 Buy score: 5

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The boss is really riding me today

over 4 years ago

Upvote: 111831 Buy score: 7

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Goal: Become so rich that your hairline comes back

over 7 years ago

Upvote: 111188 Buy score: 223

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• "i would pay" : 3
• "i'd buy" : 2

using toaster for the first time

almost 4 years ago

Upvote: 111144 Buy score: 14

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• "i want it" : 3
• "i need it" : 2

My father is the Black Bob Ross

over 7 years ago

Upvote: 111104 Buy score: 8

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Every year my friends and I do a themed No Shave November picture.

over 4 years ago

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• "take my money" : 14
• "i'd buy" : 3
• "i would buy" : 1

I bought my grandad a HUGE tub of his favourite chocolates and he emailed me this photo to tell m...

about 6 years ago

Upvote: 110915 Buy score: 21

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• "i would buy" : 1
• "where can i get this" : 0

My GF's obsession with cheesy cursive signs inspired me to make my own uninspirational signs

over 7 years ago

Upvote: 110837 Buy score: 296

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• "i would pay" : 145
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• "i would buy" : 24

Just finished decorating our annual scary pumpkin

over 4 years ago

Upvote: 110809 Buy score: 72

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• "i need it" : 63
• "i'll buy" : 8
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Segway announces new stroller for adults. Where have I seen this before?

over 5 years ago

Upvote: 110772 Buy score: 92

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• "i want one" : 86
• "i want it" : 2
• "i want this" : 1

That title is not available in your region

about 6 years ago

Upvote: 110592 Buy score: 6

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• "where can i get this" : 0
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Doesn't even flinch

about 5 years ago

Upvote: 110577 Buy score: 7

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• "i want one" : 6
• "i want this" : 1
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Incognito Mode

over 5 years ago

Upvote: 110513 Buy score: 8

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• "i'd buy" : 5
• "i need it" : 3
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That's how you scape from being robbed!

over 6 years ago

Upvote: 110498 Buy score: 14

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• "i want it" : 14
• "where can i get this" : 0
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I design unnecessary products, and today I made the Not Hot Blanket for that one hot leg while sl...

almost 5 years ago

Upvote: 110246 Buy score: 1165

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• "i need it" : 16

When religious solicitors see my no solicitation sign. The sense of defeat is palpable.

about 6 years ago

Upvote: 110128 Buy score: 11

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I made this unauthorized Burger King commercial with a dark twist. Hope you like it!

over 4 years ago

Upvote: 110061 Buy score: 5

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• "i'd buy" : 2
• "take my money" : 1
• "i want this" : 1

he looks traumatized

over 4 years ago

Upvote: 109939 Buy score: 4

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• "where can i get this" : 0
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Moon footage, sped up.

over 6 years ago

Upvote: 109854 Buy score: 8

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• "i want it" : 3
• "i want this" : 3
• "how much?" : 2

Happy Vital Organ Day

about 6 years ago

Upvote: 109779 Buy score: 11

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• "would definitely buy" : 7
• "take my money" : 2
• "i would buy" : 1

I believe I have created the perfect mask.

almost 5 years ago

Upvote: 109769 Buy score: 616

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• "take my money" : 398
• "i would buy" : 88
• "would buy one" : 86

We have officially come full circle

over 5 years ago

Upvote: 109588 Buy score: 16

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• "i'd like to buy" : 9
• "i'd buy" : 2
• "i want it" : 2

2017 eclipse. So majestic.

over 7 years ago

Upvote: 109351 Buy score: 4

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• "i'll buy" : 3
• "i want it" : 1
• "where can i get this" : 0

In October I wrapped my brothers birthday present in concrete. For Christmas, he got revenge

over 4 years ago

Upvote: 109320 Buy score: 6

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• "price?" : 4
• "i'll buy" : 1
• "i need it" : 1

My kid created what I thought was an angry-rage-boner-poop-fly guy...

almost 8 years ago

Upvote: 108890 Buy score: 49

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• "i'll buy" : 41
• "take my money" : 4
• "i'd buy" : 2

Bookstore’s Closed Sign in Seattle

over 4 years ago

Upvote: 108784 Buy score: 63

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• "where can i get this" : 0

I photoshopped a magpie and a killer whale together

over 5 years ago

Upvote: 108742 Buy score: 15

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• "i want one" : 9
• "i want this" : 3
• "i would pay" : 2

My 15yo daughter bought this frog thingy at a thrift store and then painted him majestically.

about 5 years ago

Upvote: 108527 Buy score: 3485

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• "i want to buy it" : 3139
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• "i will pay" : 55

My boyfriend told me he didn’t care what shoes I wore shopping

over 5 years ago

Upvote: 108449 Buy score: 11

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• "where can i get" : 10
• "i would buy" : 1
• "where can i get this" : 0

What does it mean when the groundhog DIES?

about 3 years ago

Upvote: 108374 Buy score: 30

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• "i'll buy" : 23
• "i would pay" : 7
• "where can i get this" : 0