Sent picture of my kids (left) to the wrong number and their (right) response was....

over 5 years ago

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Jamaican Super Lotto winner taking NO CHANCES

almost 6 years ago

Upvote: 132148 Buy score: 24

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• "i would buy" : 9
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Windows being Windows

over 7 years ago

Upvote: 132001 Buy score: 25

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When the boss tells you it's u r g e n t

about 4 years ago

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[OC] “sweet glutes bro..”

over 4 years ago

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My kid got suspended from school for this today.

almost 3 years ago

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Thank you Reddit for making my dads day!

over 7 years ago

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I asked for extra spicy Pad Thai today.

about 7 years ago

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That’s one hell of an edit!, lol (source - owlkitty)

almost 3 years ago

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I get it now... I think

almost 4 years ago

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s i m u l a t i o n

almost 6 years ago

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Wear Your Mask: The Urine Test

over 4 years ago

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I knew that the car we used to draw in kindergarten does exist.

over 7 years ago

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Landlord decided to turn down the heat today in my MN apartment as it reached -40°. But the idiot...

almost 6 years ago

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My neighbor “allegedly” refused to pay the guy who cleared his back yard. He’ll be coming home to...

almost 3 years ago

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Cross stitching on a plane...

over 5 years ago

Upvote: 128021 Buy score: 34

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Back to Office

over 3 years ago

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• "i'll buy" : 1
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I switched out all my co-worker's cheat sheets while he was out.

almost 6 years ago

Upvote: 127288 Buy score: 24

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How I deal with my problems

about 5 years ago

Upvote: 127112 Buy score: 17

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This pen!

about 4 years ago

Upvote: 126632 Buy score: 36

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Someone called the police on kids sledding down a road so the cops investigated

almost 6 years ago

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This is the most perfect photo I took in 7 years as a cat owner

almost 4 years ago

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My lady friend wanted a piggy back picture on the beach and a random biker watching the sunset sa...

about 7 years ago

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A customer sent Amazon this video of me making a delivery with the Skeleton assist!

about 3 years ago

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When Your Girls Insist The Costco Clerk Is Maui from Moana

almost 7 years ago

Upvote: 125804 Buy score: 89

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• "price?" : 10
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twice a year : D

almost 6 years ago

Upvote: 125583 Buy score: 10

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• "i'd buy" : 1
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May have just found next “Yanni or Laurel” soundbite thanks to my daughter’s obsession with Elmo....

almost 6 years ago

Upvote: 125289 Buy score: 30

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Grandpa gets a pair of light up shoes

about 8 years ago

Upvote: 125884 Buy score: 5

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Canadians according to a Japanese textbook

over 2 years ago

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I prototype unnecessary ideas and today I created the Cold Shower Shield.

about 3 years ago

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Trash Panda’s got a trick for the kitties

over 7 years ago

Upvote: 124670 Buy score: 64

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Tell me your favorite song

almost 6 years ago

Upvote: 124402 Buy score: 6

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I work in a call center. Sometimes I to draw what my particularly rude callers look like; but som...

over 3 years ago

Upvote: 124190 Buy score: 12

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My son turned 1 yesterday. This was the topper to his space themed cake. Left is what we ordered,...

over 3 years ago

Upvote: 123865 Buy score: 7

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I'm fat and I'm pregnant and I have no shame.

about 7 years ago

Upvote: 123652 Buy score: 41

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At least tell me atta boy

over 3 years ago

Upvote: 123076 Buy score: 18

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• "i want it" : 17
• "i can get one" : 1
• "where can i get this" : 0

Took this picture of my dog the other day and someone said "Looks like a Vogue cover" and then th...

about 6 years ago

Upvote: 122722 Buy score: 1882

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This lady is out getting supplies.

almost 5 years ago

Upvote: 122549 Buy score: 4

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This is my last resort

almost 7 years ago

Upvote: 122431 Buy score: 1854

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• "i would buy" : 2
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I design unnecessary product prototypes and today I created the Rage Quit Protector.

over 3 years ago

Upvote: 122419 Buy score: 9938

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• "i would buy" : 26
• "i'd buy" : 19

Bro support his Homies

about 6 years ago

Upvote: 122169 Buy score: 1035

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• "i would pay" : 1032
• "i'd buy" : 1
• "i'd buy this" : 1

Kazakhstani language is the sound of a diesel engine trying to start up in -40 degrees

almost 6 years ago

Upvote: 121352 Buy score: 5

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Ready for first pandemic Halloween

over 4 years ago

Upvote: 121227 Buy score: 22

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My wife found this on one of her tables today at work

over 3 years ago

Upvote: 120775 Buy score: 15

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• "price?" : 7
• "i wanna pay" : 4
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Not all heroes wear capes.

about 7 years ago

Upvote: 120421 Buy score: 27

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My 4 year old niece can't read and bought me this birthday card because it featured 'a cute dog w...

over 5 years ago

Upvote: 120366 Buy score: 17

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• "where can i get this" : 4
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Grower hides from SWAT in warehouse closet

about 7 years ago

Upvote: 120231 Buy score: 6

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• "where can i get this" : 1
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Just bought a standing desk. I'm 6'4". GF is....not

over 4 years ago

Upvote: 120201 Buy score: 4

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This is my favorite mug. I got it at a thrift store and have no idea who these people are

about 6 years ago

Upvote: 119966 Buy score: 791

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• "i want it" : 13
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Oh China, never change

almost 6 years ago

Upvote: 119883 Buy score: 93

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• "i want this" : 23
• "can i buy this" : 17
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This could be a good movie

about 6 years ago

Upvote: 119874 Buy score: 9

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• "take my money" : 4
• "i would pay" : 3
• "i want this" : 2

New Printer

about 4 years ago

Upvote: 119852 Buy score: 223

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• "i need it" : 218
• "i'd buy" : 2
• "i will buy" : 1

The One.

almost 7 years ago

Upvote: 119741 Buy score: 220

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• "take my money" : 51
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I put googly eyes on my VR glasses and let my grandparents try them out

about 4 years ago

Upvote: 119390 Buy score: 23

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They pay me to build pipes, not to move rocks.

over 4 years ago

Upvote: 119234 Buy score: 9673

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• "i want it" : 1
• "where can i get this" : 0

Sick days

almost 4 years ago

Upvote: 119130 Buy score: 35

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• "i need it" : 35
• "where can i get this" : 0
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At my local grocery store...

almost 5 years ago

Upvote: 119083 Buy score: 9

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• "i need it" : 6
• "i would buy" : 1
• "i'll buy" : 1

He sent it back to the chef

over 5 years ago

Upvote: 118954 Buy score: 9

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• "i want this" : 9
• "where can i get this" : 0
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1 1/2 years later... “Our product doesn’t last that long!” O_O

over 6 years ago

Upvote: 118876 Buy score: 148

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• "i'll buy" : 37
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Fiance and I just got the vaccine, haven't noticed any side effects yet

almost 4 years ago

Upvote: 118835 Buy score: 6

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• "where can i get" : 5
• "i can get one" : 1
• "where can i get this" : 0