You know you've made it when your couches aren't against a wall.

over 4 years ago

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Everybody thought having a calculator on you at all times was gonna be a gamechanger but the real...

almost 4 years ago

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Our parents warned us for years about the 'dangers' of the internet while knowing nothing about i...

over 6 years ago

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Peer pressure as an adult is seeing your neighbor mow their lawn.

over 6 years ago

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Grass is fucking weird. It's a living organism, & it's everywhere. There's so much of it, and it ...

over 5 years ago

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Babies don't know dreams aren't real, so they must think they have some crazy adventures with you...

over 4 years ago

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If you think you ever fucked up bad, just remember somewhere an ant brought borax laced food to t...

over 6 years ago

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Due to most people not having full blown professional kitchens, a cooking show that only uses bas...

over 4 years ago

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If humans were ever to prove the theory that our universe is a simulation, it would simultaneousl...

over 5 years ago

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A lot less people would buy a lottery ticket if the rule was "pick a number between 1 and 300 mil...

about 4 years ago

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People don’t really want to go back to a time when the world was simpler. They want to go back to...

almost 5 years ago

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For being a high school in Europe, Hogwarts has a surprising lack of cigarettes.

over 4 years ago

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Some stranger somewhere still remembers you because you were kind to them when no one else was.

almost 4 years ago

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If women were the ones with the ballsack, there would be so many bogus scrotal beautification pro...

almost 6 years ago

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A 3 day break, you feel well rested. A 5+ day break, you forget how to be a productive member of ...

almost 6 years ago

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You know you've reached adulthood when your bed is in the middle of the wall instead of in the co...

over 6 years ago

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A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone who knows you.

over 6 years ago

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Apple treats you like a user, Android treats you like an admin.

over 5 years ago

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Self checkouts are saving thousands of teenagers from the embarrassment of their first condom pur...

over 5 years ago

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In video games the fatter the enemy, the more HP they have. In real life it's the opposite.

over 4 years ago

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People who post pictures of restaurant menus on Yelp when you can't find them anywhere else are t...

over 5 years ago

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There are probably a bunch of parents who think their children are fussy eaters, when in reality ...

almost 6 years ago

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Considering how new $1000 phones are released every year with minor changes, it's a good thing ga...

almost 4 years ago

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The rich used to pay peasants to entertain them and now the peasants pay the rich to entertain them.

over 5 years ago

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Being a pet owner is like being a sugar daddy. You waste all of your money on keeping them happy,...

almost 6 years ago

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If a sequel to a movie doesn’t have the screenwriters or directors of the first movie in it, it’s...

over 3 years ago

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If we do colonize Mars, the reduced gravity will cause humans to be physically weaker, so we will...

over 5 years ago

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If Apple manufactured clothing they'd probably have all the belt loops on their jeans a different...

over 7 years ago

Upvote: 75032 Buy score: 55

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Girls are so used to compliments that insults stick out to them. Guys are so used to insults that...

almost 5 years ago

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If I see Google in a show/movie I think nothing of it, but if I see Bing, I know it's product pla...

over 7 years ago

Upvote: 74329 Buy score: 13

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The fact that a blood red lunar eclipse is happening only a week after they opened that black sar...

about 6 years ago

Upvote: 74237 Buy score: 31

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If you run at 11pm you are a night person. If you run at 5am you are a morning person. If you run...

over 6 years ago

Upvote: 74182 Buy score: 12

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Airports should have small movie theaters for layovers. They would make a killing.

over 7 years ago

Upvote: 73618 Buy score: 55

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Our buttholes are watertight. We can go swimming, get water in our ears, nose, and mouth, our but...

over 3 years ago

Upvote: 73411 Buy score: 4

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The number of guys that sit when they pee must have exploded when smartphones came out

almost 4 years ago

Upvote: 73328 Buy score: 43

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Having kids is like having little broke bestfriends that think you're rich

over 5 years ago

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The only people forced to see anti-piracy warnings are the people who don't pirate movies.

over 6 years ago

Upvote: 73223 Buy score: 19

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I'm lucky to be broke at a time when minimalism and sustainability are in style.

over 7 years ago

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A guy can decline an invitation by saying his girlfriend won't let him go and everyone will likel...

about 8 years ago

Upvote: 72952 Buy score: 7

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With how many streaming services there are it won’t be long before someone bundles them all toget...

over 5 years ago

Upvote: 72724 Buy score: 193

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Rockstar has really proven with their popular games GTA V and Red Dead Redemption 2 that we have ...

almost 6 years ago

Upvote: 72552 Buy score: 10

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A wireless charger restricts your phone much more than a wired one does.

over 4 years ago

Upvote: 71970 Buy score: 127

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With Jeff Bezos having $116.8 billion and the average person having 100 billion brain cells, Jeff...

over 6 years ago

Upvote: 71717 Buy score: 4

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Some parking spaces make more money in an hour than a worker on a minimum wage.

over 4 years ago

Upvote: 71687 Buy score: 43

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An underrated perk of being an adult is you no longer outgrow your clothes.

over 6 years ago

Upvote: 71664 Buy score: 47

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• "i want this" : 34
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Van Gogh inspired piece done by Kimi Vera @ Tattoo 1825 Amsterdam.

almost 5 years ago

Upvote: 12363 Buy score: 62

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• "where can i get this" : 0
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My party tattoo done by Zina at Anchored Ink in Eugene, Oregon.

about 6 years ago

Upvote: 12132 Buy score: 22

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• "on a shirt" : 22
• "where can i get this" : 0
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Full color geometric sleeve by William Doolittle at Studio City Tattoo in Studio City, CA.

about 8 years ago

Upvote: 12117 Buy score: 4

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• "i want one" : 3
• "i want it" : 1
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My first tattoo. Creation of adam. Daniel Reese @ Zodiac Tattoo. Fayetteville, AR.

almost 7 years ago

Upvote: 12127 Buy score: 18

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• "i want it" : 12
• "where can i get" : 5
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Still in awe of how much I love this piece. Third tattoo: Dragon with waves and sakura done by Ei...

over 4 years ago

Upvote: 11797 Buy score: 7

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• "i want this" : 7
• "where can i get this" : 0
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My new calf piece. Artist: Tony Gacci/Blu Gorilla/Charleston, SC.

over 6 years ago

Upvote: 11289 Buy score: 4

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• "i want this" : 2
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After a horrible car accident in July, the god of death swung and missed: done by AJ AUlOSE at Ae...

about 5 years ago

Upvote: 10910 Buy score: 13

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• "i want it" : 13
• "where can i get this" : 0
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Thor's Mjölnir embedded with the Vegvísir - done by Alexandra Andrică from Old bastards tattoo, i...

over 6 years ago

Upvote: 10743 Buy score: 6

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• "i want one" : 6
• "where can i get this" : 0
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Cthulhu embracing a female cultist, by Lizzie Cartwright at Bonvoyage Tattoo Studio in Stourbridg...

about 7 years ago

Upvote: 10425 Buy score: 22

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• "i want one" : 22
• "where can i get this" : 0
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My first piece! The Weight Of Perfection, finishes by Ghinkos @ Blindreason Tattoo in NYC

about 5 years ago

Upvote: 10223 Buy score: 50

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Ear tattoos, anyone? Made by moruse from BlackRabbit (Prague, CZ)

about 4 years ago

Upvote: 10185 Buy score: 34

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• "where can i get this" : 0
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Multiple 'water bodies' found under surface of Mars

almost 4 years ago

Upvote: 97613 Buy score: 4

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• "price?" : 3
• "i want it" : 1
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Luci from disenchantment. Done by Jacob Wentworth at Old Bones in Bath, Maine.

over 3 years ago

Upvote: 10096 Buy score: 5

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• "i want it" : 3
• "i want this" : 1
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My new Bluebird done by David May at One Day Tattoos in London, UK

almost 7 years ago

Upvote: 10044 Buy score: 84

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• "i want this" : 84
• "where can i get this" : 0
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Finished my space sleeve! Done by Carlos Ransom @ Abraxas Tattoo in Lawrence, KS

over 8 years ago

Upvote: 9938 Buy score: 8

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• "i want one" : 8
• "where can i get this" : 0
• "where could i get one" : 0