Smoking kills you, but the actual “act” of smoking is a very healthy practice - leave a stressful...

about 5 years ago

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Tinder is the opposite of porn site advertisements. There actually are a ton of hot singles in my...

over 7 years ago

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Superman’s most unappreciated power is his extraordinary fine motor skill. He has almost unlimite...

about 4 years ago

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On a galactic scale, amber and pearl are far rarer than gold and diamonds because they require life.

almost 4 years ago

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It must suck to be an air conditioner repairman. You spend your day working in buildings that hav...

about 7 years ago

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The fact that the death of a scientist is headline news worldwide is in some ways the most fittin...

over 6 years ago

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Running from the cops is the ultimate double or nothing.

over 5 years ago

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At the age of 60, Snoop Dogg will be 420 in dog years

over 6 years ago

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People who don't understand how Clark Kent can pass as superman have never seen Tony Hawk without...

about 4 years ago

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Telling a dangerously overweight person not to lose weight because they're beautiful is like tell...

almost 6 years ago

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Today Is The Mondayest Thursday Ever.

over 4 years ago

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Monopoly would be more realistic if the person with the most money got to change the rules whenev...

over 5 years ago

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Wikipedia built the biggest modern information hub using nothing but nerds' need to correct each ...

almost 5 years ago

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Single Player games that don’t require internet are going to be extremely valuable during the apo...

almost 6 years ago

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Your thoughts could be in such a personalized coded shorthand that even if someone could read you...

almost 5 years ago

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We're lucky that our bodies require sleep, otherwise our cultures would have us working 16-20 hou...

over 6 years ago

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If you play the PornHub community jingle in public, everyone will know you’re watching porn but n...

over 5 years ago

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When cell phones were new, it was cool to have a fun or interesting ringtone. Today, if your phon...

over 5 years ago

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If your school lends textbooks, teachers seem perfectly content in using ones published in 1999. ...

about 5 years ago

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There is nothing better than realizing, right after you wake up, that you won't have to face repe...

over 6 years ago

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The Viagra commercial always says "Make sure your heart is healthy enough for sex." That's a real...

over 6 years ago

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People who don't indicate in traffic are people who are literally not willing to lift a finger to...

almost 4 years ago

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College Students are simultaneously stereotyped for not getting enough sleep and for sleeping all...

about 6 years ago

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Telemarketers have basically ruined the telephone as a tool for contacting people quickly because...

about 5 years ago

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Those "choose your own flavor" Coke machines are probably just there to gather marketing data; Th...

over 5 years ago

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There are two types of car owners. The first is upset when it rains because the rain is getting t...

almost 5 years ago

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Pinterest is like a virus that infected the google image search.

over 6 years ago

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Inside every 85 year old man is an 18 year old saying what the fuck just happened.

over 5 years ago

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Quitting cable news is like quitting smoking. After a year without you see how disgusting it real...

over 6 years ago

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Growing up is realizing you get more joy out of seeing others open presents than you do from open...

over 4 years ago

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Being middle class is when spending $100 is expensive but earning $100 isn't a lot of money.

over 5 years ago

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Airline passengers would probably pay more for priority deboarding than priority boarding

about 5 years ago

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If you don’t smoke pot because you’re afraid it’ll make you paranoid, you’re experiencing the sid...

almost 4 years ago

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The first time someone steals a spaceship and flies away is going to be epic.

almost 7 years ago

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The first dent, scratch, or crack to an item is always devastating, but after that, the heavy bur...

over 4 years ago

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Someone just decided blue ink pens were equally as acceptable as black and everyone just played a...

over 4 years ago

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If you’re no longer covered by your parent’s health insurance, your manufacturer’s warranty is over.

about 6 years ago

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if society collapsed, amazon warehouses will be fought over fiercely for being giant real-life lo...

over 4 years ago

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Spider-Man almost certainly has auto-rotate turned off on his phone.

over 4 years ago

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Vanilla becoming the default flavour of ice cream is the greatest underdog story of all time.

over 5 years ago

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You know you've made it when your couches aren't against a wall.

over 4 years ago

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Everybody thought having a calculator on you at all times was gonna be a gamechanger but the real...

almost 4 years ago

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Our parents warned us for years about the 'dangers' of the internet while knowing nothing about i...

over 6 years ago

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Peer pressure as an adult is seeing your neighbor mow their lawn.

over 6 years ago

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Grass is fucking weird. It's a living organism, & it's everywhere. There's so much of it, and it ...

over 5 years ago

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Babies don't know dreams aren't real, so they must think they have some crazy adventures with you...

over 4 years ago

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If you think you ever fucked up bad, just remember somewhere an ant brought borax laced food to t...

over 6 years ago

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Due to most people not having full blown professional kitchens, a cooking show that only uses bas...

over 4 years ago

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If humans were ever to prove the theory that our universe is a simulation, it would simultaneousl...

over 5 years ago

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A lot less people would buy a lottery ticket if the rule was "pick a number between 1 and 300 mil...

about 4 years ago

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People don’t really want to go back to a time when the world was simpler. They want to go back to...

almost 5 years ago

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For being a high school in Europe, Hogwarts has a surprising lack of cigarettes.

over 4 years ago

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Some stranger somewhere still remembers you because you were kind to them when no one else was.

almost 4 years ago

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If women were the ones with the ballsack, there would be so many bogus scrotal beautification pro...

almost 6 years ago

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A 3 day break, you feel well rested. A 5+ day break, you forget how to be a productive member of ...

almost 6 years ago

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You know you've reached adulthood when your bed is in the middle of the wall instead of in the co...

over 6 years ago

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A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone who knows you.

over 6 years ago

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Apple treats you like a user, Android treats you like an admin.

over 5 years ago

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Self checkouts are saving thousands of teenagers from the embarrassment of their first condom pur...

over 5 years ago

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In video games the fatter the enemy, the more HP they have. In real life it's the opposite.

over 4 years ago

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