The HOA in my friend’s neighborhood recently threatened her neighbors with a fine if they didn’t ...

over 6 years ago

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Dad is fooled by water bottle magic trick

over 5 years ago

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I work at a call center. Whenever I get a particularly rude caller, I like to draw what they migh...

over 3 years ago

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Late post but I think we found out who my parents’ favorite child is.

over 6 years ago

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Ricky Gervais to celebrities at the Golden Globes: "You're in no position to lecture the public a...

over 4 years ago

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We know

about 3 years ago

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Due to all the health hazards surrounding the Rio Olympics, I figured they could use a new logo. ...

about 8 years ago

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Guy fights off thieves with a bong

almost 6 years ago

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Petition to end horse racing for this.

about 5 years ago

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Local Wendy’s meets its end.

about 3 years ago

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Celebrating Christmas with my wife’s family when suddenly...

over 4 years ago

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Is this what they call cat reflexes?

over 3 years ago

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Turns out I’m not very good at online shopping.

over 3 years ago

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Good news, everybody! The solar eclipse glasses I ordered a month ago finally came!

about 7 years ago

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GO AROUND

about 4 years ago

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Never give up

over 6 years ago

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This definitely caught me off guard.

about 6 years ago

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Post brain surgery rehab. My hand doesn't work so they taped it up so I could...firmly grasp it.

over 4 years ago

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I was stood taking a photo of my girlfriend in the sea, then realised so was every other Instagra...

about 6 years ago

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That’s ok, Friday is fine.

almost 6 years ago

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At least someone is having fun during quarentine

about 4 years ago

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Told my boyfriend I was getting him a burger for Christmas

over 3 years ago

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I think a kid is stuck inside the body of this 6'11 242lb monster

over 2 years ago

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I like to take videos of my wife, and tell her I'm taking pictures.

almost 4 years ago

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My cat losing his day job

almost 4 years ago

Upvote: 133958 Buy score: 6

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Caught my wife red handed.

about 4 years ago

Upvote: 133910 Buy score: 12

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Since my bathroom door broke I don’t get to poop alone anymore.

over 4 years ago

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Henry cavill suprises will smith

over 4 years ago

Upvote: 133341 Buy score: 43

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• "i want this" : 12
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Today on reddit

over 5 years ago

Upvote: 133247 Buy score: 7

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I turned 30 today. Party? Anyone?

almost 4 years ago

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Well, duh.

over 3 years ago

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Sent picture of my kids (left) to the wrong number and their (right) response was....

about 5 years ago

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Jamaican Super Lotto winner taking NO CHANCES

over 5 years ago

Upvote: 132148 Buy score: 24

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Windows being Windows

over 7 years ago

Upvote: 132001 Buy score: 25

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• "where can i get this" : 0
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When the boss tells you it's u r g e n t

almost 4 years ago

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[OC] “sweet glutes bro..”

over 4 years ago

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• "where can i get this" : 0
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My kid got suspended from school for this today.

over 2 years ago

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Thank you Reddit for making my dads day!

about 7 years ago

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I asked for extra spicy Pad Thai today.

almost 7 years ago

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That’s one hell of an edit!, lol (source - owlkitty)

over 2 years ago

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I get it now... I think

over 3 years ago

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• "i want it" : 26
• "i will buy" : 5
• "price?" : 4

s i m u l a t i o n

over 5 years ago

Upvote: 130625 Buy score: 42

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Wear Your Mask: The Urine Test

over 4 years ago

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I knew that the car we used to draw in kindergarten does exist.

about 7 years ago

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Landlord decided to turn down the heat today in my MN apartment as it reached -40°. But the idiot...

over 5 years ago

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My neighbor “allegedly” refused to pay the guy who cleared his back yard. He’ll be coming home to...

over 2 years ago

Upvote: 128431 Buy score: 101

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• "i would pay" : 28
• "i'd buy" : 1

Cross stitching on a plane...

about 5 years ago

Upvote: 128021 Buy score: 34

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• "i would pay" : 3
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Back to Office

over 3 years ago

Upvote: 127391 Buy score: 6

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• "i'll buy" : 1
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I switched out all my co-worker's cheat sheets while he was out.

over 5 years ago

Upvote: 127288 Buy score: 24

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• "where can i get" : 12
• "where can i get this" : 5
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How I deal with my problems

almost 5 years ago

Upvote: 127112 Buy score: 17

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• "where can i get" : 15
• "i need it" : 1
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This pen!

almost 4 years ago

Upvote: 126632 Buy score: 36

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• "where can i get" : 7
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Someone called the police on kids sledding down a road so the cops investigated

over 5 years ago

Upvote: 126471 Buy score: 7

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• "i want this" : 7
• "where can i get this" : 0
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This is the most perfect photo I took in 7 years as a cat owner

over 3 years ago

Upvote: 126409 Buy score: 6

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My lady friend wanted a piggy back picture on the beach and a random biker watching the sunset sa...

almost 7 years ago

Upvote: 126048 Buy score: 4

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• "where can i get this" : 0
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A customer sent Amazon this video of me making a delivery with the Skeleton assist!

almost 3 years ago

Upvote: 125925 Buy score: 4831

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When Your Girls Insist The Costco Clerk Is Maui from Moana

over 6 years ago

Upvote: 125804 Buy score: 89

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• "price?" : 10
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twice a year : D

over 5 years ago

Upvote: 125583 Buy score: 10

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• "i would buy" : 6
• "i'd buy" : 1
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May have just found next “Yanni or Laurel” soundbite thanks to my daughter’s obsession with Elmo....

over 5 years ago

Upvote: 125289 Buy score: 30

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• "where can i get this" : 0
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Grandpa gets a pair of light up shoes

almost 8 years ago

Upvote: 125884 Buy score: 5

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Canadians according to a Japanese textbook

over 2 years ago

Upvote: 124960 Buy score: 290

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• "i want this" : 1
• "i'd definitely buy" : 1