My school has racks in the front office for kids to put their skateboards on during the day.

about 5 years ago

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Happy Father's day 👶🥺💜

over 3 years ago

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I ordered a 119 year-old book online and quite a few pages are uncut- meaning no one ever read it

over 3 years ago

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I own a crisp 100 dollar bill from 1934 along with a letter from the Secret service requesting it...

over 4 years ago

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The new house my parents bought has a secret room hidden under the stairs.

about 4 years ago

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Knife made of cable from the golden gate bridge.

almost 7 years ago

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Commissioned some paintings from my talented sister

about 5 years ago

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Hey, Simpson Wanna Trade Belts?

about 4 years ago

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Our realtor gave us a Christmas ornament of our new house.

almost 6 years ago

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In my country the cereal can’t have cartoons in the boxes

about 5 years ago

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The way the ice froze on my car this morning

almost 6 years ago

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A friend of mine dropped by yesterday with an absolutely incredible surprise for me

over 3 years ago

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I made a bunch of Simpsons characters out of Perler Beads

over 7 years ago

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My lava lamp threw me the peace sign today

over 4 years ago

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I work for the railway and found this Gatorade carton in near mint condition in a tunnel. Date on...

over 4 years ago

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My friend's cat was recently put down, and the vet gave him this paw print of his cat that is ful...

about 6 years ago

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Quoth the raven, "Eat my shorts!"

almost 4 years ago

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I made a figure of the "what the hell was that?" Krusty

over 3 years ago

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The book I was reading on the plane mentioned the flight I was reading it on.

about 6 years ago

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The way the sun has weathered this sign so it looks like its heavy metal style.

almost 7 years ago

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This pen from a technical college that says how many words can be written with it.

about 5 years ago

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I’ve been painting every day and thought you might appreciate this. Everytime my wife throws out ...

over 4 years ago

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It has arrived

over 4 years ago

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This big ass leaf. Wife for scale.

over 3 years ago

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My university library has a wall where you can quite literally take a seat

over 5 years ago

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My grandparents have every issue of National Geographic since February, 1921

almost 6 years ago

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My boss made me custom cheese paddle.

almost 8 years ago

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I made these for my husband and thought it would be fun to share here!

over 4 years ago

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An elderly customer came in today with a McDonalds VIP Card

about 3 years ago

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My friend's house key is shaped like a sword.

over 5 years ago

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This unicorn picture is different in the mirror

over 6 years ago

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A true work of art

about 6 years ago

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Simpsons crochet blanket 99% done!

over 4 years ago

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Today I saw a woman walking her child on a leash and her dog without a leash

over 7 years ago

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This stack of towels and rolls looks like Cookie Monster

about 6 years ago

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Checkers teaches a basic waltz

about 4 years ago

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A perfectly cromulent piece of wall art.

over 4 years ago

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Here’s a little Maggie ornament I crocheted today.

about 5 years ago

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This cat that lives at the parking lot at my job has extra toes

over 3 years ago

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The last blockbuster was a five minute walk from the motel I was staying at.

over 4 years ago

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Customer came in and let me take a picture of her hands that had 6 fingers on each

over 5 years ago

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Lisa needs braces. These were fun to paint.

over 3 years ago

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Someone draws pictures on the whiteboard at my hospital with dry erase markers every week or so.

over 5 years ago

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I got a 40-year pocket calendar that works till 2057

about 5 years ago

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This shirt has a piece of lens cloth sewn on the inside for your glasses.

over 5 years ago

Upvote: 87812 Buy score: 22

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A Japanese ¥1 coin is so light it won't even break surface tension on water.

about 7 years ago

Upvote: 87678 Buy score: 11

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Finding this line to be more and more prescient than it first was 25 years ago.

over 4 years ago

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And so it begins....see you in 16,550 minutes

over 10 years ago

Upvote: 3571 Buy score: 6

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This is what happens when you polish a coconut

over 4 years ago

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A black shirt of mine that got a solar tie-dye job after years of being crammed in the back of my...

over 4 years ago

Upvote: 87463 Buy score: 19

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My apartment building used to be a school.

over 5 years ago

Upvote: 87412 Buy score: 19

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over 6 years ago

Upvote: 3540 Buy score: 5

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In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.

over 6 years ago

Upvote: 3518 Buy score: 279

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This sign at my University with the number for the library police.

about 6 years ago

Upvote: 86995 Buy score: 4

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Papa John's left their oven pan in my pizza box.

over 3 years ago

Upvote: 86789 Buy score: 7

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Found a Stargate in the middle of nowhere near Linz (Austria)

over 3 years ago

Upvote: 86773 Buy score: 56

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I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-a to chimpan-zee

almost 8 years ago

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My pack of Cards Against Humanity suggests we send complaints and legal threats to the president.

about 6 years ago

Upvote: 86749 Buy score: 5

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At my local supermarket, the price of rum goes up as the naval ranking goes down.

about 4 years ago

Upvote: 86619 Buy score: 5

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This tree in my neighbourhood that has 1 branch of an apple tree and the rest is a normal tree.

over 4 years ago

Upvote: 86469 Buy score: 4

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