My new sneaky Kronk by Russell at Vault Tattoo in Charlotte, NC

over 3 years ago

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Redraw of a Mikasa screenshot in my style

about 4 years ago

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Wanted something to remember my dad. By Barb Jones of North Main Street tattoos Plymouth, Mi.

over 6 years ago

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When you're a kid, you don't realize you're also watching your mom and dad grow up.

over 5 years ago

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Dads probably bond with dogs so much because, in our society, men don’t get shown a lot of affect...

about 5 years ago

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Girls don't compliment guys because they're likely to take it non-platonically, guys take it non-...

over 5 years ago

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[New Chapter Spoilers] Chapter 119 Release Megathread

about 5 years ago

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If EA suffers big enough losses from the backlash of Battlefront 2, and it all started because so...

almost 7 years ago

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Anxiety is like when video game combat music is playing but you can't find any enemies.

over 6 years ago

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We do not check the refrigerator multiple times to find new food, we check to see if our standard...

about 4 years ago

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College students don't want to go to graduation ceremonies, but they go to please their relatives...

over 6 years ago

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Being a real grown up isn’t cooking a fancy dinner, it’s having a clean kitchen when you go to be...

almost 5 years ago

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Being 35 and not wanting to work in the field for which you've prepared is like being half way th...

over 6 years ago

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It kinda makes sense that the target audience for fidget spinners lost interest in them so quickly

almost 7 years ago

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Avatar, the highest grossing film of all time, seems to have made zero impact on culture. No one ...

over 5 years ago

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Since there are 3600 seconds in an hour, and most people make less than $36.00/hr, their time is ...

over 6 years ago

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Your future self is talking shit about you

about 6 years ago

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Coffee makes you hyper, but coffee shops are designed for people to chill, whereas alcohol is a d...

over 5 years ago

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Humans cannot even live in harmony with their own species and somehow still convince themselves t...

over 3 years ago

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If Eminem’s Mom wanted to she could probably make a good amount of money selling her own spaghett...

almost 5 years ago

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Smoking kills you, but the actual “act” of smoking is a very healthy practice - leave a stressful...

about 5 years ago

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Tinder is the opposite of porn site advertisements. There actually are a ton of hot singles in my...

over 7 years ago

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Superman’s most unappreciated power is his extraordinary fine motor skill. He has almost unlimite...

about 4 years ago

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On a galactic scale, amber and pearl are far rarer than gold and diamonds because they require life.

almost 4 years ago

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It must suck to be an air conditioner repairman. You spend your day working in buildings that hav...

about 7 years ago

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The fact that the death of a scientist is headline news worldwide is in some ways the most fittin...

over 6 years ago

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Running from the cops is the ultimate double or nothing.

over 5 years ago

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At the age of 60, Snoop Dogg will be 420 in dog years

over 6 years ago

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People who don't understand how Clark Kent can pass as superman have never seen Tony Hawk without...

about 4 years ago

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Telling a dangerously overweight person not to lose weight because they're beautiful is like tell...

almost 6 years ago

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Today Is The Mondayest Thursday Ever.

over 4 years ago

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Monopoly would be more realistic if the person with the most money got to change the rules whenev...

over 5 years ago

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Wikipedia built the biggest modern information hub using nothing but nerds' need to correct each ...

almost 5 years ago

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Single Player games that don’t require internet are going to be extremely valuable during the apo...

almost 6 years ago

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Your thoughts could be in such a personalized coded shorthand that even if someone could read you...

almost 5 years ago

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We're lucky that our bodies require sleep, otherwise our cultures would have us working 16-20 hou...

over 6 years ago

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If you play the PornHub community jingle in public, everyone will know you’re watching porn but n...

over 5 years ago

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When cell phones were new, it was cool to have a fun or interesting ringtone. Today, if your phon...

over 5 years ago

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If your school lends textbooks, teachers seem perfectly content in using ones published in 1999. ...

about 5 years ago

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There is nothing better than realizing, right after you wake up, that you won't have to face repe...

over 6 years ago

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The Viagra commercial always says "Make sure your heart is healthy enough for sex." That's a real...

over 6 years ago

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People who don't indicate in traffic are people who are literally not willing to lift a finger to...

almost 4 years ago

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College Students are simultaneously stereotyped for not getting enough sleep and for sleeping all...

about 6 years ago

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Telemarketers have basically ruined the telephone as a tool for contacting people quickly because...

about 5 years ago

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Those "choose your own flavor" Coke machines are probably just there to gather marketing data; Th...

over 5 years ago

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There are two types of car owners. The first is upset when it rains because the rain is getting t...

almost 5 years ago

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Pinterest is like a virus that infected the google image search.

over 6 years ago

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Inside every 85 year old man is an 18 year old saying what the fuck just happened.

over 5 years ago

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Quitting cable news is like quitting smoking. After a year without you see how disgusting it real...

over 6 years ago

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Growing up is realizing you get more joy out of seeing others open presents than you do from open...

over 4 years ago

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Being middle class is when spending $100 is expensive but earning $100 isn't a lot of money.

over 5 years ago

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Airline passengers would probably pay more for priority deboarding than priority boarding

about 5 years ago

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If you don’t smoke pot because you’re afraid it’ll make you paranoid, you’re experiencing the sid...

almost 4 years ago

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The first time someone steals a spaceship and flies away is going to be epic.

almost 7 years ago

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The first dent, scratch, or crack to an item is always devastating, but after that, the heavy bur...

over 4 years ago

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over 4 years ago

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If you’re no longer covered by your parent’s health insurance, your manufacturer’s warranty is over.

about 6 years ago

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if society collapsed, amazon warehouses will be fought over fiercely for being giant real-life lo...

over 4 years ago

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Spider-Man almost certainly has auto-rotate turned off on his phone.

over 4 years ago

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Vanilla becoming the default flavour of ice cream is the greatest underdog story of all time.

over 5 years ago

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