Donkey Pool Time

over 3 years ago

Upvote: 78500 Buy score: 31

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Oh, did he now?

over 3 years ago

Upvote: 77419 Buy score: 11

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Can you all confirm for my wife I'm not dumb and it could have happened to anyone?

about 3 years ago

Upvote: 76738 Buy score: 55

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Algorithm Heaven

over 3 years ago

Upvote: 76484 Buy score: 5

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No baby on board.

about 3 years ago

Upvote: 76358 Buy score: 4

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Shatner forced to work for Amazon to pay back flight costs

about 3 years ago

Upvote: 76317 Buy score: 20

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Got Chinese food for dinner, this was my fortune

almost 3 years ago

Upvote: 76060 Buy score: 5

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I’m very patiently waiting for my fiancé to wake up so I can find out why there is a bite mark in...

almost 3 years ago

Upvote: 75623 Buy score: 23

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I really need one of these nearby

almost 3 years ago

Upvote: 75331 Buy score: 8

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First 3 trillion dollars company

almost 3 years ago

Upvote: 75295 Buy score: 12

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This extremely thirsty dude

over 3 years ago

Upvote: 74801 Buy score: 20

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Husband got a promotion

over 3 years ago

Upvote: 74196 Buy score: 4475

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Why I have a beard

over 2 years ago

Upvote: 73978 Buy score: 11

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Now that she said it, I can't unsee it. I can't stop laughing.

about 3 years ago

Upvote: 73552 Buy score: 4

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Didn’t give a Mcfuck ☠️

over 3 years ago

Upvote: 73523 Buy score: 41

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Adam West as the Batman in The Batman 2022.

over 2 years ago

Upvote: 73425 Buy score: 53

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Our friend is buying his first home today, so we worked with his realtor to be sure this is the f...

over 3 years ago

Upvote: 73113 Buy score: 12

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Thank you, Stranger...

over 3 years ago

Upvote: 72879 Buy score: 8

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My BFF’s mom tried to glue vampire teeth on a pumpkin. (NSFW)

about 3 years ago

Upvote: 72863 Buy score: 7

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Checkout [OC]

over 2 years ago

Upvote: 72736 Buy score: 9

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My flat mate has taken the security of the milk in next level. He cut one milk bottle into half a...

almost 3 years ago

Upvote: 72422 Buy score: 330

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Working benefits...

over 3 years ago

Upvote: 72125 Buy score: 19

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This man is talented

about 3 years ago

Upvote: 71914 Buy score: 66

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Would you like to open a card with us today? [oc]

over 3 years ago

Upvote: 71830 Buy score: 4

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I think I downloaded the wrong batman movie

almost 3 years ago

Upvote: 71533 Buy score: 6

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This is one of the reasons I worry less about my manual vehicle being stolen these days.

almost 3 years ago

Upvote: 71518 Buy score: 8

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My wife said he wouldn’t get that big, but he got big.

over 3 years ago

Upvote: 71100 Buy score: 8

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I build unnecessary things and today I built a smartphone case to stop photo album swiping!

about 3 years ago

Upvote: 71060 Buy score: 57

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• "i'd buy" : 9
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He wants it to continue, addicted.

over 2 years ago

Upvote: 70872 Buy score: 60

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• "where can i get this" : 0
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Alcohol

almost 3 years ago

Upvote: 70474 Buy score: 54

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This guys employment journey

almost 3 years ago

Upvote: 68971 Buy score: 31

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I bought happy buddha and put in on roomba

over 3 years ago

Upvote: 68718 Buy score: 5

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• "i want it" : 2
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Broad daylight robbery

over 3 years ago

Upvote: 68524 Buy score: 8

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• "where can i get this" : 0
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Dragon

almost 3 years ago

Upvote: 68420 Buy score: 18

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I briefly wondered what are all these metal groups that I've never beard of.

over 2 years ago

Upvote: 68038 Buy score: 8

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What a chad!

almost 3 years ago

Upvote: 67930 Buy score: 297

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• "where can i get this" : 0
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Accountability

over 3 years ago

Upvote: 67712 Buy score: 8

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• "where can i get this" : 0
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Live laugh love

almost 3 years ago

Upvote: 67541 Buy score: 10

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• "i want one" : 6
• "i'd buy" : 2
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Husband leading blind wife into strip club

over 3 years ago

Upvote: 67347 Buy score: 10

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• "i'll buy" : 8
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I do love Fig Newton's

over 2 years ago

Upvote: 67197 Buy score: 357

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• "i'd buy" : 353
• "where do i buy this" : 2
• "i want this" : 1

Lighting a candle

about 3 years ago

Upvote: 67003 Buy score: 14

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• "where can i get this" : 0
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I just wanted to open a can of hot dogs...

over 2 years ago

Upvote: 66678 Buy score: 4

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• "where can i get this" : 1
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What movie?

about 3 years ago

Upvote: 66387 Buy score: 17

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Did he always wear a cross around his neck??

almost 3 years ago

Upvote: 66050 Buy score: 19

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Teachers react to students calling them by their first names.

almost 3 years ago

Upvote: 65674 Buy score: 6

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• "i'll buy" : 2
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I design unnecessary things and today I created an outlet cover to stop stolen charging cables.

over 3 years ago

Upvote: 65620 Buy score: 134

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• "i would buy" : 29
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This pug - husky mix is the most intense derp you will ever see

over 3 years ago

Upvote: 65090 Buy score: 5

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I invent unnecessary things so I created a device to evenly inject your burrito with hot sauce.

over 3 years ago

Upvote: 64557 Buy score: 137

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• "i would buy" : 30
• "i want this" : 14
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Down The Ribbit Hole (OC)

over 3 years ago

Upvote: 64372 Buy score: 4

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• "i would buy" : 4
• "where can i get this" : 0
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I prototype stupid ideas and today I made a zip off bathing suit with towel pant legs.

over 3 years ago

Upvote: 64257 Buy score: 102

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• "i would buy" : 54
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I'm a truck driver and I like to leave three seashells in the toilet stalls at truck stops.

almost 3 years ago

Upvote: 64180 Buy score: 26

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• "where can i get this" : 0
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Celebrating more than just a birthday 🎉

over 3 years ago

Upvote: 64176 Buy score: 16

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I built a sarcasm converter for my keyboard to make it EaSy To TyPe SaRcAsTiCaLlY

almost 3 years ago

Upvote: 63670 Buy score: 13

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• "i need it" : 2
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Chris Hemsworth being a good host

over 3 years ago

Upvote: 63351 Buy score: 9

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• "i want this" : 7
• "i would pay" : 2
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I build fake products so I made a way to watch tv on a run

over 3 years ago

Upvote: 62812 Buy score: 76

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• "i want this" : 45
• "i want one" : 6
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Merchandising! Merchandising! Merchandising!

over 3 years ago

Upvote: 62728 Buy score: 9

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• "i want this" : 5
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Fancy swearing

about 3 years ago

Upvote: 62624 Buy score: 1545

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2004 magazine predicting what the cast of “Friends” would look like in the future

over 3 years ago

Upvote: 62513 Buy score: 59

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• "where can i get this" : 0
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My wife sat on a towel, I think the towel was mad about it.

almost 3 years ago

Upvote: 60947 Buy score: 57

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• "i'll buy" : 56
• "i need it" : 1
• "where can i get this" : 0

Korean Burger place just come right out and say it.

over 2 years ago

Upvote: 60881 Buy score: 8

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• "where can i get" : 6
• "i would buy" : 2
• "where can i get this" : 0