Dammit Luke

almost 7 years ago

Upvote: 113297 Buy score: 7

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My brother Ben leaves me voicemails about Satan. I made this one into a song called “Armagetten”

over 2 years ago

Upvote: 112566 Buy score: 28

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The sign at the pizza place I go to

over 4 years ago

Upvote: 112405 Buy score: 5

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My Dad makes my step mom take pictures of him doing weird things when we have record breaking low...

almost 7 years ago

Upvote: 112303 Buy score: 33

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New Google Assistant

over 5 years ago

Upvote: 112253 Buy score: 8

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My sister thought my leg could use more holiday spirit

almost 4 years ago

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My wife said when I pass she would go the extra mile to give me the burial I deserve...

about 7 years ago

Upvote: 111973 Buy score: 5

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The boss is really riding me today

about 4 years ago

Upvote: 111831 Buy score: 7

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Goal: Become so rich that your hairline comes back

about 7 years ago

Upvote: 111188 Buy score: 223

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using toaster for the first time

over 3 years ago

Upvote: 111144 Buy score: 14

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My father is the Black Bob Ross

about 7 years ago

Upvote: 111104 Buy score: 8

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Every year my friends and I do a themed No Shave November picture.

about 4 years ago

Upvote: 111026 Buy score: 20

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I bought my grandad a HUGE tub of his favourite chocolates and he emailed me this photo to tell m...

almost 6 years ago

Upvote: 110915 Buy score: 21

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My GF's obsession with cheesy cursive signs inspired me to make my own uninspirational signs

almost 7 years ago

Upvote: 110837 Buy score: 296

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Just finished decorating our annual scary pumpkin

about 4 years ago

Upvote: 110809 Buy score: 72

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Segway announces new stroller for adults. Where have I seen this before?

almost 5 years ago

Upvote: 110772 Buy score: 92

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That title is not available in your region

almost 6 years ago

Upvote: 110592 Buy score: 6

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Doesn't even flinch

almost 5 years ago

Upvote: 110577 Buy score: 7

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Incognito Mode

about 5 years ago

Upvote: 110513 Buy score: 8

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That's how you scape from being robbed!

almost 6 years ago

Upvote: 110498 Buy score: 14

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I design unnecessary products, and today I made the Not Hot Blanket for that one hot leg while sl...

over 4 years ago

Upvote: 110246 Buy score: 1165

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When religious solicitors see my no solicitation sign. The sense of defeat is palpable.

almost 6 years ago

Upvote: 110128 Buy score: 11

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I made this unauthorized Burger King commercial with a dark twist. Hope you like it!

about 4 years ago

Upvote: 110061 Buy score: 5

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he looks traumatized

about 4 years ago

Upvote: 109939 Buy score: 4

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Moon footage, sped up.

about 6 years ago

Upvote: 109854 Buy score: 8

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• "i want it" : 3
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Happy Vital Organ Day

almost 6 years ago

Upvote: 109779 Buy score: 11

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I believe I have created the perfect mask.

over 4 years ago

Upvote: 109769 Buy score: 616

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We have officially come full circle

about 5 years ago

Upvote: 109588 Buy score: 16

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2017 eclipse. So majestic.

over 7 years ago

Upvote: 109351 Buy score: 4

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• "i'll buy" : 3
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In October I wrapped my brothers birthday present in concrete. For Christmas, he got revenge

almost 4 years ago

Upvote: 109320 Buy score: 6

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• "price?" : 4
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My kid created what I thought was an angry-rage-boner-poop-fly guy...

over 7 years ago

Upvote: 108890 Buy score: 49

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Bookstore’s Closed Sign in Seattle

over 4 years ago

Upvote: 108784 Buy score: 63

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I photoshopped a magpie and a killer whale together

about 5 years ago

Upvote: 108742 Buy score: 15

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My 15yo daughter bought this frog thingy at a thrift store and then painted him majestically.

almost 5 years ago

Upvote: 108527 Buy score: 3485

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My boyfriend told me he didn’t care what shoes I wore shopping

about 5 years ago

Upvote: 108449 Buy score: 11

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What does it mean when the groundhog DIES?

almost 3 years ago

Upvote: 108374 Buy score: 30

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Lil dude had to get shaved for surgery

over 4 years ago

Upvote: 107989 Buy score: 9

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TSA

over 6 years ago

Upvote: 107959 Buy score: 5

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• "i want this" : 2
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The Meatyor

over 5 years ago

Upvote: 107965 Buy score: 31

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What a difference a year makes.

over 3 years ago

Upvote: 107824 Buy score: 121

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Timing is vital : "You must know when and where to bark"

over 2 years ago

Upvote: 107816 Buy score: 73

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Craft Fair Where I Live

over 3 years ago

Upvote: 107759 Buy score: 10

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Retail work in a global pandemic is on another level [oc]

over 3 years ago

Upvote: 107711 Buy score: 4

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Ever wonder who makes those big ass fans at IKEA?

over 4 years ago

Upvote: 107613 Buy score: 33

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Hmmmmmmm...

over 4 years ago

Upvote: 107485 Buy score: 10

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• "where can i get this" : 5
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The good ol’ days of looney tunes

over 5 years ago

Upvote: 107428 Buy score: 4

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t h a n k y o u

almost 6 years ago

Upvote: 107422 Buy score: 746

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House Painters

over 4 years ago

Upvote: 107322 Buy score: 46

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My mate wasn't going to his graduation due to his parent being away. So we took a budget graduati...

over 6 years ago

Upvote: 107247 Buy score: 68

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Flight "666" on Friday 13th is now going straight to 'HEL'

about 7 years ago

Upvote: 107247 Buy score: 67

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Couldn't stop laughing at the anime sc filter on my dog.

over 4 years ago

Upvote: 107205 Buy score: 10

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So close - 8lbs from my end of year goal!

almost 3 years ago

Upvote: 107204 Buy score: 7

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Fitness goals

almost 4 years ago

Upvote: 107069 Buy score: 51

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Well, it certainly is chilly today !!

almost 4 years ago

Upvote: 107032 Buy score: 10

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• "i would pay" : 5
• "where can i get" : 3
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Strange Planet Series 2

almost 6 years ago

Upvote: 106079 Buy score: 52

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• "i'd buy" : 8
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Shut up and let me love you!

almost 5 years ago

Upvote: 105974 Buy score: 8

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• "take my money" : 4
• "i need it" : 1
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The legendary snow gun

almost 6 years ago

Upvote: 105970 Buy score: 5

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• "where do i get one" : 2
• "where can i get this" : 0

One cardboard sign to rule them all.

over 3 years ago

Upvote: 105679 Buy score: 5

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• "i want it" : 2
• "i would buy" : 1
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Canadian drug dealers trying to get their first real job

about 6 years ago

Upvote: 105621 Buy score: 79

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How my son shovels

almost 7 years ago

Upvote: 105589 Buy score: 327

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• "i would pay" : 7
• "where can i get" : 3