I invented unnecessary products and today I made the Cob Quicky.

over 3 years ago

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Keep your METAphorical mouth shut

almost 3 years ago

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Is it just me, or is Tom Cruise beginning to look like a middle aged lesbian?

over 7 years ago

Upvote: 148316 Buy score: 8

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This Amazon review.

almost 7 years ago

Upvote: 147977 Buy score: 185

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Surprising move from the referee.

almost 7 years ago

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I just want someone who looks at me the way Gal Gadot shamefully remembers she's married.

over 7 years ago

Upvote: 147160 Buy score: 6

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• "i want one" : 1
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My crotch goblin realized today that he can climb out of his crib. Someone save me.

about 4 years ago

Upvote: 146695 Buy score: 4

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• "i want it" : 1
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Browsing in 2019

about 5 years ago

Upvote: 146554 Buy score: 7

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Minnesota's finest responding to noise complaint ends in epic Super Smash Brothers competition

about 6 years ago

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The HOA in my friend’s neighborhood recently threatened her neighbors with a fine if they didn’t ...

almost 7 years ago

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Dad is fooled by water bottle magic trick

almost 6 years ago

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I work at a call center. Whenever I get a particularly rude caller, I like to draw what they migh...

almost 4 years ago

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Late post but I think we found out who my parents’ favorite child is.

almost 7 years ago

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Ricky Gervais to celebrities at the Golden Globes: "You're in no position to lecture the public a...

almost 5 years ago

Upvote: 142024 Buy score: 18

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We know

over 3 years ago

Upvote: 142024 Buy score: 5

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Due to all the health hazards surrounding the Rio Olympics, I figured they could use a new logo. ...

over 8 years ago

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Guy fights off thieves with a bong

about 6 years ago

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Petition to end horse racing for this.

over 5 years ago

Upvote: 140942 Buy score: 15

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• "i want this" : 2

Local Wendy’s meets its end.

over 3 years ago

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Celebrating Christmas with my wife’s family when suddenly...

almost 5 years ago

Upvote: 140367 Buy score: 26

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Is this what they call cat reflexes?

almost 4 years ago

Upvote: 139093 Buy score: 6

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• "i need it" : 1
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Turns out I’m not very good at online shopping.

over 3 years ago

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• "i'll buy" : 7
• "where can i get" : 6

Good news, everybody! The solar eclipse glasses I ordered a month ago finally came!

over 7 years ago

Upvote: 137599 Buy score: 9

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• "i want this" : 2
• "i'll buy" : 1

GO AROUND

over 4 years ago

Upvote: 137509 Buy score: 526

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• "where can i get this" : 3
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Never give up

almost 7 years ago

Upvote: 137163 Buy score: 4

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• "i want it" : 2
• "i need it" : 1
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This definitely caught me off guard.

over 6 years ago

Upvote: 136913 Buy score: 9

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• "i want one" : 3
• "take my money" : 2
• "i need it" : 2

Post brain surgery rehab. My hand doesn't work so they taped it up so I could...firmly grasp it.

over 4 years ago

Upvote: 136088 Buy score: 5

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I was stood taking a photo of my girlfriend in the sea, then realised so was every other Instagra...

over 6 years ago

Upvote: 135435 Buy score: 265

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• "i would buy" : 1
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That’s ok, Friday is fine.

about 6 years ago

Upvote: 135337 Buy score: 21

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• "i'd buy" : 3
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At least someone is having fun during quarentine

over 4 years ago

Upvote: 134713 Buy score: 5

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• "i would pay" : 2
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Told my boyfriend I was getting him a burger for Christmas

almost 4 years ago

Upvote: 134627 Buy score: 26

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• "where can i get this" : 2
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I think a kid is stuck inside the body of this 6'11 242lb monster

over 2 years ago

Upvote: 134444 Buy score: 5

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I like to take videos of my wife, and tell her I'm taking pictures.

about 4 years ago

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• "where can i get" : 474
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My cat losing his day job

about 4 years ago

Upvote: 133958 Buy score: 6

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Caught my wife red handed.

over 4 years ago

Upvote: 133910 Buy score: 12

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Since my bathroom door broke I don’t get to poop alone anymore.

almost 5 years ago

Upvote: 133564 Buy score: 16

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Henry cavill suprises will smith

almost 5 years ago

Upvote: 133341 Buy score: 43

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• "i want it" : 30
• "i want this" : 12
• "i would pay" : 1

Today on reddit

over 5 years ago

Upvote: 133247 Buy score: 7

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• "i want this" : 6
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I turned 30 today. Party? Anyone?

about 4 years ago

Upvote: 132956 Buy score: 4

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• "i want this" : 4
• "where can i get this" : 0
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Well, duh.

almost 4 years ago

Upvote: 132866 Buy score: 90

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• "i want it" : 35
• "i want this" : 31
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Sent picture of my kids (left) to the wrong number and their (right) response was....

over 5 years ago

Upvote: 132295 Buy score: 962

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Jamaican Super Lotto winner taking NO CHANCES

almost 6 years ago

Upvote: 132148 Buy score: 24

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Windows being Windows

over 7 years ago

Upvote: 132001 Buy score: 25

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• "where can i get this" : 0
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When the boss tells you it's u r g e n t

about 4 years ago

Upvote: 131486 Buy score: 202

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• "i need it" : 7
• "where can i get this" : 0

[OC] “sweet glutes bro..”

over 4 years ago

Upvote: 131478 Buy score: 8

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• "where can i get this" : 0
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My kid got suspended from school for this today.

almost 3 years ago

Upvote: 131458 Buy score: 11

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• "i'd buy" : 4
• "i would buy" : 2
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Thank you Reddit for making my dads day!

over 7 years ago

Upvote: 131400 Buy score: 7

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• "i'd buy" : 5
• "i need it" : 1
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I asked for extra spicy Pad Thai today.

about 7 years ago

Upvote: 131056 Buy score: 5305

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• "where can i get" : 3
• "where can i get this" : 0

That’s one hell of an edit!, lol (source - owlkitty)

almost 3 years ago

Upvote: 130934 Buy score: 1495

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• "i want this" : 1489
• "i would pay" : 4
• "i will pay" : 2

I get it now... I think

almost 4 years ago

Upvote: 130721 Buy score: 42

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• "i want it" : 26
• "i will buy" : 5
• "price?" : 4

s i m u l a t i o n

almost 6 years ago

Upvote: 130625 Buy score: 42

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• "would definitely buy" : 41
• "i would pay" : 1
• "where can i get this" : 0

Wear Your Mask: The Urine Test

over 4 years ago

Upvote: 129859 Buy score: 16

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• "i want this" : 16
• "where can i get this" : 0
• "where could i get one" : 0

I knew that the car we used to draw in kindergarten does exist.

over 7 years ago

Upvote: 128889 Buy score: 168

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• "i'd buy" : 84
• "i'd buy this" : 84
• "where can i get this" : 0

Landlord decided to turn down the heat today in my MN apartment as it reached -40°. But the idiot...

almost 6 years ago

Upvote: 128614 Buy score: 1157

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• "i need it" : 1133
• "i would buy" : 13
• "i'd buy" : 9

My neighbor “allegedly” refused to pay the guy who cleared his back yard. He’ll be coming home to...

almost 3 years ago

Upvote: 128431 Buy score: 101

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• "i will pay" : 71
• "i would pay" : 28
• "i'd buy" : 1

Cross stitching on a plane...

over 5 years ago

Upvote: 128021 Buy score: 34

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• "do you sell" : 27
• "i would pay" : 3
• "i'd buy" : 1

Back to Office

over 3 years ago

Upvote: 127391 Buy score: 6

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• "i'd buy" : 4
• "i'll buy" : 1
• "i need it" : 1

I switched out all my co-worker's cheat sheets while he was out.

almost 6 years ago

Upvote: 127288 Buy score: 24

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• "where can i get" : 12
• "where can i get this" : 5
• "i need it" : 4

How I deal with my problems

about 5 years ago

Upvote: 127112 Buy score: 17

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• "where can i get" : 15
• "i need it" : 1
• "where can i get one" : 1

This pen!

about 4 years ago

Upvote: 126632 Buy score: 36

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• "where can i get" : 7
• "can i buy this" : 6
• "where can i buy this" : 6