Keep your METAphorical mouth shut

almost 3 years ago

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spittin bars

over 3 years ago

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Congressman's phone password is 111111

about 5 years ago

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😊

over 4 years ago

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After 30 years of mortgage payments. I paid it off today. It’s all ours

about 3 years ago

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TIL that in 1916 there was a proposed Amendment to the US Constitution that would put all acts of...

over 6 years ago

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Pretty please

over 3 years ago

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Franklin Davis, a homeless Vietnam veteran, sweeps the Vietnam Veterans Memorial during the gover...

almost 6 years ago

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Is it just me, or is Tom Cruise beginning to look like a middle aged lesbian?

over 7 years ago

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Half price. Thanks idiots.

almost 5 years ago

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Good boy saves small boy

over 5 years ago

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Live out your dreams

over 5 years ago

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This Amazon review.

almost 7 years ago

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EA deleted my Origin account and EA help is totally ignoring me.

over 6 years ago

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[OC] Made Ya Look

over 2 years ago

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Vilnius has put up a statue that offers a “portal” to the Polish city of Lublin, allowing people ...

over 3 years ago

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For those who insist this was just a "protest", that is a man with zip-cuffs on the senate floor.

almost 4 years ago

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Kindness is priceless

over 3 years ago

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Surprising move from the referee.

almost 7 years ago

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Anyone else guilty?

almost 6 years ago

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Robert Smalls, professional bad-ass

over 4 years ago

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I CROCHET full body costumes for my son! Xenomorph was this year!

about 5 years ago

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Drone footage over the LA Black Lives Matter protest on Hollywood Blvd today

over 4 years ago

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I just want someone who looks at me the way Gal Gadot shamefully remembers she's married.

over 7 years ago

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At this point, sure

about 7 years ago

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Elon Musk: We know we'll run out of dead dinosaurs to mine for fuel & have to use sustainable ene...

almost 6 years ago

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Despite its bugs, Cyberpunk 2077 has some of the best shading I've ever seen.

almost 4 years ago

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An oil painting I made during quarantine

about 4 years ago

Upvote: 146968 Buy score: 25

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Hell nah

almost 4 years ago

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Nobody has ever had as much fun at a party as these two are having at this party

about 5 years ago

Upvote: 146800 Buy score: 6

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That's so brilliant that I'm not even mad.

almost 6 years ago

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Elderly woman born on Feb. 29, 1920 celebrates her 25th birthday

almost 5 years ago

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My crotch goblin realized today that he can climb out of his crib. Someone save me.

about 4 years ago

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Stunning opal reveal

almost 6 years ago

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My friends have been working on their VR vs PC game for almost two years, pretty proud of them!

over 3 years ago

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Browsing in 2019

about 5 years ago

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Never gonna happen

almost 4 years ago

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This Demon Slayer figure has an animating background

almost 4 years ago

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gamer moment

almost 4 years ago

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F.C.C. Announces Plan to Repeal Net Neutrality

about 7 years ago

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Employees thanking loyal customers after second SEGA store in Akihabara closes after 17 years

over 4 years ago

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This is why you need to put your cart back in the corral when you're finished with it

almost 6 years ago

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Former Marine disarms armed robber.

about 3 years ago

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I make voxel art in Minecraft, this is my latest piece! I call it the 'Perfect Marionette'

about 7 years ago

Upvote: 146160 Buy score: 5

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In the process of building my dream home. This is the view from the kitchen today.

about 6 years ago

Upvote: 146143 Buy score: 4

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A doctor who's working extra sends a message to all the people who go out during the quarantine

almost 5 years ago

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If you went back in time and showed this to 12-year-old me, it might've broken my brain

almost 4 years ago

Upvote: 145687 Buy score: 23

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This tall-ass bathroom door in my parents Swiss apartment.

almost 6 years ago

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Train has windows that automatically blind when going past residential blocks

over 4 years ago

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After a divorce, I went from 450lbs to 205lbs in about 18 months

almost 4 years ago

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She saved a whole colony of bees. What a legend.

almost 4 years ago

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We adopted a senior doggo and he loves sleeping under our bed. This is our new morning routine.

almost 5 years ago

Upvote: 145288 Buy score: 4

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"I don’t think you guys see me... here I am, pet me!”

about 4 years ago

Upvote: 145231 Buy score: 46

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Man greeted by Otter Pup in the water

over 2 years ago

Upvote: 145175 Buy score: 5

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[Fall Guys] Tricking a crowd can be risky

over 4 years ago

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An effective strategy at any age

over 2 years ago

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Jill Biden pulls her husband back a few feet

about 4 years ago

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Amazing photo of totality in Oregon by photographer Jasman Lion Mander.

over 7 years ago

Upvote: 145023 Buy score: 18

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Minnesota's finest responding to noise complaint ends in epic Super Smash Brothers competition

about 6 years ago

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taking a stand vs. taking a stand

almost 4 years ago

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