The London Eye fitting almost perfectly in the toilet window

over 5 years ago

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Now that she said it, I can't unsee it. I can't stop laughing.

almost 3 years ago

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Bouncy…

about 2 years ago

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Didn’t give a Mcfuck ☠️

over 3 years ago

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So apparently my 12 year old sister got bored and decided to paint all the flowers from Minecraft...

about 5 years ago

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T-Pain commented on my reddit post and said he'd like to collaborate, so I jammed over his video ...

over 7 years ago

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The expiration date on my mayo is mayo

over 5 years ago

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The ink stains on my wet receipt look like a fantasy map.

about 4 years ago

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While you guys go for power, we go for accuracy

about 5 years ago

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This mattress looks like an ice cream sandwich.

about 7 years ago

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Queen's Guard scolds tourist for touching horse's reins

about 2 years ago

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This frozen hood jaguar figure

over 6 years ago

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TIL that NYE revelers in Times Square are often locked into place for up to twelve hours and cann...

over 5 years ago

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Apple used ICE to seize Louis Rossmann's shipment of original MacBook batteries

almost 6 years ago

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Adam West as the Batman in The Batman 2022.

over 2 years ago

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The Baranton Sisters foot juggling, 1969

about 7 years ago

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In the Docking Scene in Interstellar(2014), one can notice that Cooper tries to push his head in ...

over 3 years ago

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Our buttholes are watertight. We can go swimming, get water in our ears, nose, and mouth, our but...

over 3 years ago

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Meet Koshi the snow leopard

over 2 years ago

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TIL when Beethoven was challenged to an improvisation duel by one of his rivals named Steibelt, B...

over 7 years ago

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Salt Fractionation: two liquids won’t stay mixed

over 2 years ago

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TIL that when Wayne Rogers left M*A*S*H, the producers tried to sue him for breach of contract. T...

about 3 years ago

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Man stop cheetah with bare hands

about 2 years ago

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And it’s horrible.

about 2 years ago

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The number of guys that sit when they pee must have exploded when smartphones came out

almost 4 years ago

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TIL death from laughter is a recorded cause of death throughout history. One such instance, an En...

over 4 years ago

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A year ago these same people were bitching about wearing masks in the summer. Now they use them t...

about 2 years ago

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This guy runs a coffee shop out of a Beetle

almost 7 years ago

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My mom found a baby owl on the porch behind the firewood

almost 6 years ago

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Beto O'Rourke Wednesday May 25th 2022

over 2 years ago

Upvote: 73270 Buy score: 19

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These were truly the best gifts.

almost 4 years ago

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VICE Media Had YouTube Shut Down My Gaming Channel Without Even Contacting Me

over 5 years ago

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TIL Nearly 70% of icelanders has costco membership and there's only one costco in the country

over 3 years ago

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Man wakes up after sleeping for 3 hours on stream to find he has 200 viewers

over 5 years ago

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The good old times

almost 4 years ago

Upvote: 73236 Buy score: 44

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Having kids is like having little broke bestfriends that think you're rich

over 5 years ago

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The only people forced to see anti-piracy warnings are the people who don't pirate movies.

over 6 years ago

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Washington state takes bold step to restrict companies from bottling local water. “Any use of wat...

over 4 years ago

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Elon Musk congratulated Ford on its all-electric Mustang Mach-E SUV, a threat to Tesla, saying th...

almost 5 years ago

Upvote: 73179 Buy score: 21

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My dad (left) looking like a young Luke Skywalker, Chile, 1977.

over 4 years ago

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Came home from a walk and saw this guy at our stairs. After confirming it’s a baby bobcat the pol...

over 2 years ago

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TIL that the Breaking Bad team was offered $75 million to produce three additional episodes after...

about 4 years ago

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I won the Trolli Xbox Series S

over 2 years ago

Upvote: 73124 Buy score: 13

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TIL that Steve Jobs named his company "Apple" partially because he wanted it to appear in the pho...

about 6 years ago

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• "i want it" : 3
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Our friend is buying his first home today, so we worked with his realtor to be sure this is the f...

over 3 years ago

Upvote: 73113 Buy score: 12

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She is gonna take away jobs.

over 2 years ago

Upvote: 73105 Buy score: 58

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I made it so wherever I look explodes

almost 5 years ago

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It makes perfect sense.

about 2 years ago

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A very reasonable explanation

about 2 years ago

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I'm lucky to be broke at a time when minimalism and sustainability are in style.

over 7 years ago

Upvote: 73070 Buy score: 12

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Best relationship ever.

almost 5 years ago

Upvote: 73068 Buy score: 71

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Thanks Obama

about 2 years ago

Upvote: 73065 Buy score: 18

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• "i want it" : 5
• "i would buy" : 3

Miss Alexandria laughs at the Chaos

over 1 year ago

Upvote: 73064 Buy score: 9

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I prototype absurd invention ideas and this is the Everything Apron.

about 2 years ago

Upvote: 73060 Buy score: 166

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Donald Trump is under investigation for violating the Espionage Act !!

about 2 years ago

Upvote: 73049 Buy score: 4

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Yes, thank you all!

over 7 years ago

Upvote: 73048 Buy score: 9

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Faithfulness and Fidelity

over 6 years ago

Upvote: 73006 Buy score: 145

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These bikes have airless tires

almost 7 years ago

Upvote: 72995 Buy score: 34

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The best response to anti-vaxxers I’ve ever seen. And it only takes 90 seconds.

almost 7 years ago

Upvote: 72993 Buy score: 16

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Tucker Carlson may as well have pulled the trigger

over 2 years ago

Upvote: 72981 Buy score: 184

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